Due to it being initiation weekend, I have legitimately no time to write, so instead of talking about how I haven't written anything I'm telling interesting stories about my life. All of the incidents in the video have taken place in the last forty eight hours. And today I was told that I should host a talk show.
My life isn't always this interesting, I swear. College just happens to you okay. And I'm addicted to Diet Coke. No regrets just cancer.
Tomorrow we're supposed to chase a goat at eight thirty in the morning. Do you think I know how to chase goats? Do I look like I was raised in Raleigh? Just because I grew up in Texas doesn't mean I know how to wrangle animals, okay. Nor does it mean that I enjoy being told what color underwear to wear.
I know that we aren't really chasing a goat. But there will most likely be singing.
If you lick a person's elbow and they aren't aware of you pressing your tongue against their skin, they aren't going to feel it. I tested this theory on freshmen.
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